Monday 25 August 2008

I'm A (Very) Dedicated Employee

I got stomach aches today and my visits to toilet is nothing less than 5 times and counting. This means, I got to drink lots of water and also isotonic drinks!!! (Proven effective to me). Just to tell you one story here, as an employee who is on the J.O.B. (Just Obey Boss) and working for his boss for survival, I have to answer calls from my big boss(es) regardless where I am and what I am doing. Well, most of us do that and some don't. Nevertheless, while in one of my visit to my favourite dung toilet room answering nature's call, I got a call from my boss. It goes something like this....

Boss's Secretary : Hello Joseph, boss wants to speak to you.
Me : Hello, err...Ok.
Boss : HELLO!!
Me : Hello
Boss : HELLO!! HELLO!!
Me : Hello, sir.
Boss : I want you to instruct the HSE to start preparing their HSE Programme for the project.
Me : Mmmmh...(meaning a "Yes" in our culture. You can imagine, what others think if I say "Yes, Yes, Yes," etc in the toilet. But I use "Mmmmh" for other means as well especially when you are answering nature's call, sort of killing two bird with one stone).
Boss : I want you to prepare the Organization Chart also, so that we can discuss in tomorrow's meeting.
Me : Mmmmh
Boss : HELLO!!
Me : I'm listening, sir
Boss : Got it?
Me : Mmmmh!!
Boss : You know all these are part of the milestone payments and we need to get them completed ASAP.
Me : Mmmmhhh!!!
Boss : Okay, I'm currently evaluating the Cabin Offices and you please get these things organize for tomorrow's meeting.
Me : MMMMMMMHHH!!!

We finished our converstion and I finished my "business" there. It's multi-tasking in a way. Ahemm, you know, I'm not disgusting but I'm just a (very) dedicated or stupid employee.

Tuesday 12 August 2008

Diddy FC Bowling Tournament - Part 1

Just last weekend I spent my time attending Diddy FC Bowling Tournament. Lots of people, sponsors, goodies, the screaming, etc. It was one of those things that I missed for so many years. Other than knowing Bad personally, the rest of them, mampus I don't know lah. Luckily for me, out of nowhere my friend Sue, came out and say "Hi" to me. Ah...at least I now have another one I know there.

Me : Hi Sue...long time no see
Sue : Hi...hahahaha, yalah..long time no see
Me : Are you playing?
Sue : No lah
Me : Same here...
Me : How's your David Cook....you fanatic ah?
Sue : No lah..not fanatic but "obsessive"
Me : Ooooh....your facebook is all about David Cook
Sue : Hehehe...Obessive...not fanatic
Me : Come, let's have a drink. I belanja u.
Sue : Ok...
Me : Any drink?
Sue : Milo please...

So I went to the counter and ordered the drink..... and then I checked my wallet. All RM50 notes. With unfriendly look of the cashier, I with my kulit muka yang tebal tak tau malu rushed back to Sue for help.

Me : Err...Sue, I got no change lah. I don't want them to curse me early in the morning for not having small notes. You got RM10 or not?
Sue : Hehehe....got......nah!!
Me : tq..tq....malu lah...

I owe you Sue.
Hehehe...

I took video on the event and this is my version of "what I see is what you get"...enjoy

Diddy FC Welcoming Banners

The Venue and hardworking organizing committee

AND

Some of the teams.....

Team Diddy FC

Team Dafi FC

Team Bowlers Power...Err which FC is this?

Team Mila FC a.k.a. Voice Of Mila

Team Farah FC...breep-breep

Team Mawi FC

Team Riz FC

Team Saida FC

More pictures coming soon!! Be patient..... please refresh every 5 minutes

Sunday 10 August 2008

Babies, Beijing Olympic & 080808

What do Hailey Jo Hauer and Xander Jace Riniker have in command?

Still can't figure it out?

They both actually have created history by being born at 8:08 a.m. on the 8th of August 2008, and weigh 8 lbs, 8 oz (3.8kg). How about that!!!

Hailey Jo Hauer is born to Lindsay Hauer via cesarean section that was scheduled for 8 a.m. Friday morning at Lake Region Hospital in Fergus Falls, Minnesota. According to doctors that is a "once in a million" case as this date will come only once in a hundred years.

Xander Jace Riniker was born at St. Luke's Hospital in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, is the eighth grandchild for his mother's parents.

In other parts of the world, as we all know, Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony in China kicked off on 8th of August in 2008 at 8.08 p.m. and 8 seconds. The GMT is even +8 for China. So what happen to me during this time? Errm, I was still in the office checking my emails!!

Read more at Associated Press on the babies, and EVERYWHERE on the Beijing Olympic.

Monday 4 August 2008

Photography : Lost & Found

On last Sunday, I was window-shopping at Ikano Power Center at Mutiara Damansara and I stumbled upon A Photography Workshop organized by the Nikon, Nikonian Academy & Cocorich. I was there when Andrew Boey, Mohd Haider and another bloke gave me some useful tips on how to take better digital photography. Luckily for me, the terms and the photography jargons they said are still relevant to me. I’m glad that I still can understand and appreciate every single word they have said. I enjoyed the talks and the photography exhibition featuring Malaysia’s top photographers very much. Yes, it has been long since I haven’t taken any serious photography. I think it was almost 11 years ago. The last one was the Underwater Photography at Sipadan Island.

Back to history, I was hooked to photography when I was in my secondary school. My first borrowed camera was a Yashica Electro 35. This was also the camera I used to take the State’s Best Photography organized by the Education Ministry that won me RM200. It was a big sum for a skinny secondary student at that time. I’m still wondering why the judges did not notice the flaw in my entry whereby a bunch of children (multiracial) reading/sharing a “book” together. I thought my photography's concept was good but I wondered why I placed a magazine instead of Children’s book and still won? Lucky I guess. I’ve also participated in several contests but managed to get only consolation prizes, but it’s still felt great to me. In my school days, I joined the photography club when I was in Form 4. My school at that time was the best school that published Annual School Magazine due to the quality photographs taken by students and our great advisor who was also working as a journalist. I became the “fulltime” School Photographer a year later (until Form 6) and using my school’s Nikon FM2 that required me to take daily photograph i.e. Club Activities, Sports, Assemblies, Mini Parliament Sessions, etc. Kind of a like a photo-journalist for the school. I was lucky then because the school allowed me to use the School’s Photography Dark Room whereby all films processing and photograph printings are carried out using dark room tools & equipments. It was only Black & White prints but I was excited and addicted to photography!! I worked part time as well for a local studio as a photographer and assistant videographer. As that time, I earned RM30 to RM50 a day on call basis.

I bought my first camera, a Yashica FX3 Super 2000 complete with a TTL Flash, Standard 50mm lens and 70mm to 200mm zoom lens using my study loans (Muahahaha) when I was in the university and also the money I saved from my part-times. Again, I was requested by the one of university club to take some of their activities. Not as excited as before, nevertheless, I enjoyed it very much. I got several requests that I never turn-down to photograph beautiful ladies in the campus free of charge. Don’t get me wrong, nothing unusual or indecent and it’s all outdoor photography with beautiful ladies and sceneries around the campus. Yes, I appreciate beauties at all cost!!

After graduation, I still continue to take photograph and work part time for the studio I worked before. I then took Underwater Photography Cetification when I got my Advanced Open Water diving certificate. Eventually, I bought an underwater Sea & Sea Motormarine II 35mm Camera completes with all the lens kits and with Strobe. Not so user friendly, but very good for underwater wide angle photography especially for marine pelagic. I stop serious photography from 1998. Now it’s 2008 and it’s has been 11 years already? Hmmm…. But then again, that doesn't stop me from buying my first ever prosumer Digital Camera, a Sony DSC V1 which I considered as a “Lazy” guy camera. It’s a good camera for a family man.

For your information, both my old Yashica FX3 Super 2000 and Sea & Sea Motormarine II are still with me and in good working condition. I think I should find a buyer or two to buy these antics!!

Now, I think I want my long lost hobby back!! Thank you very much Nikonian for triggering the passion of photography in me again. I think I need a good DSLR camera. I’m thinking of buying a Sony, Canon or Nikon in the near future. If I can’t get my camera this year, perhaps it can be one of my resolutions next year. I will and have to start saving this month, God willing.